Interview

Most positive attribute: Good listener

Least positive attribute: perfectionist

Accomplishment you’re most proud of:

Most negative life event: The time at school when there was no toilet paper

How you handled this event: With my hands

Most positive life event: Just a lot of Cap’n Crunch

Introvert or extrovert: Extrovert

Your biggest fear: Long hallways, specifically ones with many doors. Also, bats

Why you’re interested in the program: I want the responsibility of potential emotional devastation. That’s what keeps me going. Also, Netflix. Cereal is good. Cereal is also bad. Mind blown. Poetry is only the systematic creation of delusions by man to make his perception of the world easier to swallow. Real art is pain and recovery. I’m human after all, but that doesn’t make me a person

Work experience: Mostly I’ve worked with kids and numbers. I like numbers more, but I prefer neither

Married, single, or dating: I’ll say no against every will of my body, as per usual

 

Eric Ghelfi is The Siskiyou's literary editor. He is also the person writing this caption about himself.

Eric Ghelfi is The Siskiyou’s literary editor. He is also the person writing this caption about himself.

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