I’m so good

By Kyle Simpson

at taking a
college education for granted
and watching Netflix
because the future is bright
for a semi-employable
fisherman with a
penchant for frozen burritos
and waking up at noon
with my MacBook facedown
on the floor
and a bag of Hot Cheetos
spilling onto my Walmart sheets
But today is a new day
and I have $22.73 in my
checking account and seven
more episodes of Archer
so I’m gonna fire
up the microwave
kick off my slippers
and get shit crackin’

 

Kyle Simpson, an EMDA major at SOU, spends his free time skateboarding around Ashland and leading CORE, the campus's addiction-recovery program, in its holy wars against hopelessness. He's also a bomb-ass blogger.

Kyle Simpson, an EMDA major at SOU, spends his free time skateboarding around Ashland and leading CORE, the campus’s addiction-recovery program, in its holy wars against hopelessness. He’s also a bomb-ass blogger.

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