SOU Confessions: the best of the best, week four

The Southern Oregon University Confessions Facebook page has been enormously popular among the student body of SOU, wracking up over 1,500 likes and over 3,500 posts since its inception on Feb. 20, 2013.

The page allows students to anonymously post “confessions” about their experiences at SOU through a SurveyMonkey form. The administrators review each post for hate language and offensive comments, and then publish it on the page. Click here to see the latest posts or submit one of your own.

The Siskiyou is proud to present the top posts on the Southern Oregon University Confessions page from the last week, chosen by the page administrators:

3538 “I started playing Neopets again last night. I had deleted my account several years ago so i made a new one….I can’t help it! I miss the games I used to play on it when I was a kid!”

3535 “I saw a girl with a Zelda wallet the other day so I tried to spark up a conversation with and asked her what her favorite game with. She got pissed and told me I was accusing her of being a “fake nerd girl”. Okay? I just asked which one you liked because I frackin’ love the series (to the point I have Majora’s Mask tattooed on my damn leg). I was just happy to find another girl who liked the games and hoping I could maybe get a friendship out of it, but nope. I guess I just wont talk to any one at school again out of fear for being yelled at or accused of trying call someone names.”

3533 “My favorite things are cooking, cleaning and kinky sex. I was born to be a househusband.”

3521 “Intellect is sexy. I have a crush on this cute nerdy girl but I’m more tongue tied around her than any bombshell I’ve ever met.”

3509 “Sometimes, I just want to cuddle. No, I don’t want it to turn into a one-night stand, a relationship, or any sort of bullshit drama. I just want the simple accompaniment of a guy that will share some icecream with me, watch a movie, and cuddle. Even if it’s over one weekend. Besides, eating a pint of icecream by yourself is the worst thing ever. Trust me.”

3505 “So when I went to the erotic ball something wonderful happened. In preparation for this, I put on a pair of the boy-iest boy shorts ever to show off my sexy leg-hairs, along with a too-small for me suit-jacket thing to show off my sexy chest-hairs. When I walked into the room where staff checked our IDs, the fire alarm went off. I then decided that upon arrival, I was too hot for this club to handle, so I left. I then watched the rest of Iron Man on FX.”

3500 “Even though it was before my time, I will always refer to Mark Wahlberg as Marky Mark.”

3490 “I’ve been leaving notes all over campus with beautiful lyrics inside to brighten someone’s day.”

3478 “I was into you until you wrote “your” when you should have used “you’re”. Ugh.

3476 “OH MY GOD APPARENTLY TAKING AN ARROW TO THE KNEE WAS AN OLD NORDIC SLANG FOR GETTING MARRIED I THOUGHT THAT ALL THOSE GUYS IN SKYRIM HAD LITERALLY BEEN SHOT IN THEIR KNEES WITH ARROWS BUT I GUESS NOT This is the single most greatest discovery of my life”

3484 “I’m from the generation of Disney Channel where they had shows like Even Stevens, Lizzie McGuire, So Weird, That’s So Raven, Kim Possible, etc. I still like watching these shows today! But seriously, have you SEEN the sh*t they have on Disney channel now? I mean yuck! The writing is terrible. They re-use the same old writing ideas and jokes. Just lazy writers! I may be a college student, but there aint nuttin’ wrong with watching some good cartoons! lol but really…Disney has gone so downhill it’s just totally in the crapper…and they need to get flushed already. Just have a channel that places reruns from 1998-2004 ish and we’ll all be good haha!!”

3481 “Been with my boyfriend for over a year and we are both still virgins. And we love each other. Whoop whoop, proving that you don’t always need sex to make a relationship last.”

3466 “I don’t know what the fuck I was thinking when I added my mom and grandmother to my facebook because now I can’t even fucking cuss in a post or talk about funny college stuff! And it’s not like I can just unfriend them. And why the fuck does my grandmother have a facebook anyway?!?!?!”

3478 “I’ve been a functioning drunk since Wednesday, get on my level. Also, happy cinco de drinco!”

3472 “one does not “fight” cancer by clicking “like” on a facebook picture.”

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