It’s 11p.m. on the last Sunday before finals week. You’ve armed yourself with all the tools necessary for the long road ahead: the textbook, the laptop, the class notes, and the essay prompt are neatly arranged in front of you,…
Month: June 2015
Canadian Existentialism
So there I was on Amazon looking up what Russian propaganda I was gonna hang in my room not for any particular reason but because I’m sure people would stumble into my room and wonder what kind of man I…
When it Goes Wrong Who You Going to Call?
Having a good time drinking and smoking in the dorms causing a little ruckus, three underage freshmen hear three firm raps from the other side of the door, one knock for each of them. “Campus Public Safety open up.” Initial…
An Ode to Chad
I like Chad, like, like like chad, chad’s the kinda guy you like, like like, but like, not like like like because that would creep him out, like, like like like liking someone is something like Becky would do Becky’s…