Most positive attribute: Good listener
Least positive attribute: perfectionist
Accomplishment you’re most proud of:
Most negative life event: The time at school when there was no toilet paper
How you handled this event: With my hands
Most positive life event: Just a lot of Cap’n Crunch
Introvert or extrovert: Extrovert
Your biggest fear: Long hallways, specifically ones with many doors. Also, bats
Why you’re interested in the program: I want the responsibility of potential emotional devastation. That’s what keeps me going. Also, Netflix. Cereal is good. Cereal is also bad. Mind blown. Poetry is only the systematic creation of delusions by man to make his perception of the world easier to swallow. Real art is pain and recovery. I’m human after all, but that doesn’t make me a person
Work experience: Mostly I’ve worked with kids and numbers. I like numbers more, but I prefer neither
Married, single, or dating: I’ll say no against every will of my body, as per usual